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Texas/Cali hybrid with a splash of yankee (BK stand-up!) My thoughts on food, music, TV, L.A., travel, celebs, animals, politics and weird news.
Longhorn Humor: 50 Reasons Why Being a Longhorn is Awesome

longhornhumor:

50. Because we live in Austin, Texas

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49. Because the 40 Acres is a beautiful campus

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48. Because you can study in this library

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47. Because spotting this little fellow before a test is good luck

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46. Because Chaps > Overalls

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45. Because Hook ‘em!

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1 month ago
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RUDE BOYS: Stop Slut Shaming Rihanna

WHEN SOMEONE TELLS ME THEY ARE FROM ORANGE COUNTY

wheninla:

LMAO

1 year ago
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How my social life has changed since graduating from college

whatshouldwecallme:

1 year ago
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Office or Teeth Scraping

I went to the dentist today for a deep cleaning. While there, I thought to myself, “I’d rather be here than at work.” That’s a problem. 

1 year ago
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WHEN I SEE ANY GIRL WITH LONG DARK HAIR AND A HUGE ASS

wheninla:

1 year ago
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When my friend wants to do something before noon on the weekend

whatshouldwecallme:

1 year ago
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(Racist/Sexist/Ignorant/Boneheaded) People Suck

Women who dare to take birth control are sluts. Black and Latino people who wear hoodies are asking to be shot. Poor people have safety nets so we shouldn’t worry about them. Wanting people to have access to go to college is snobby. Having black people be main characters in the “Hunger Games” is disappointing. Sometimes I really fucking hate people.

1 year ago
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